you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone

This is how 40k works

Computer show me the "big one"

a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

spoiler: the weird trick was "offering more pay and benefits"

lauren boebert is an unhinged monster and we absolutely need to focus on that

but also let me point and laugh at the fact she got thrown out of a showing of the beetlejuice musical for furiously vaping, loudly singing, taking pictures with flash, and trying to give a through-the-jeans handy to her date, a democrat

what establishment politicians mean when they talk about reaching across the aisle i guess

yeah man it’d be wicked fucked up if i posted a picture of a private act good thing i only posted a picture her giving a hearty helping of beef strokemeoff through denim in a packed theater

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals

“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

one star goodreads review for notes from the underground